I just got stood up. It's sad, but true. Worst of all, it had been finally the sex date. Double burn. I'm not sure why this last dude left me waiting. My prediction is he was either called back to spy service by the FBI or mauled with a tiger. Fingers crossed it had been the second. Just kidding. Kind of. But couldn't he a minimum of have experienced the balls to dump me, rather than leaving me hanging? Sigh.

Unfortunately, for whatever reason, I get stood up a great deal. I'm kind of a pro at it by now. It all started in senior high school when my date ditched me the night time of my senior prom. And a couple years back, I spent a Valentine's alone on my small sofa in a new red dress crying to Ben & Jerry. (Although that did inspire me to make this music mix, \”You Can't F*#& The opening In My Heart.\”) So, as you can tell, I'm a specialist using what you should do with the night you'd saved for men who doesn't show as much as share it. Here are some options and outcomes inside a handy-dandy flowchart.

Notice, I don't recommend bitching him out. I'm classy like that. And also you obvi have better things to do too, girl!